I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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