I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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