STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She's JV to your varsity
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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