He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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