So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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