East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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