so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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