Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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