My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You work out of a Hotel?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
