I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Girls should come with a carfax report
And the cops told us we were all naked.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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