My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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