Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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