She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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