Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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