Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
