I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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