I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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