Got a toothbrush?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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