ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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