Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im six kinds of drunk right now
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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