He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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