i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How external is "for external use only"?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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