Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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