so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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