i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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