Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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