i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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