I think scott just propositioned me for sex
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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