my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well I just put wine in my tea
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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