plz talk dirty to me
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize