herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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