batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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