Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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