If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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