at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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