Define "chronic" masturbator.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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