apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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