Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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