Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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