we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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