I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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