The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
