i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i think i have two assholes
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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