I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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