Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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