I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wear drunk well.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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