THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Please don't give away my fajitas
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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