Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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