Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
