You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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