Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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