How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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