Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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