and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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