yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
