I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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